Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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