How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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