I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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