Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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