That's intense
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
