The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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