hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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