JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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