I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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