Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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