used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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