You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
