I would go down on you faster than GM stock
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
organizing the empties. That sober.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
