id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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