1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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