Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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