I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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