Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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