the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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