I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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