So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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