If that was your dad, he is hot
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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