I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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