She's JV to your varsity
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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