i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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