what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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