Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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