now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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