I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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