Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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