Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
