You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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