suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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