jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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