So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
