so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
If I had your ass I would rule the world
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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