dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just blew my weed a kiss
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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