omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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