haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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