have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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