Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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