I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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