I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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