First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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