what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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