Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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