I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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