I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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