S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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