I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
