Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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