i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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